"As per Rule 25,656, please consider this your official notice that the king of Facade has chosen to enter into the ceremony of matrimony. Please lodge all objections and/or congratulations, through the official channels stated in Rule 35,585.
The Facade Royal Office of Marriage and Other Legally Binding Contracts and Concerns
PS: Hey guys, it's me! The king of Facade! Sorry this is all formal and stuff. Listen, I'm getting married, and I really want you to come! ...So get over here!"